Let's count backwards in Pokemon!

[[AlphaSuicune]]

#433 - Chingling

I've always thought this thing was a little bit creepy. Its small and beady eyes, its metal body, its mouth that is like a black gateway to hell sucking us all up -
Okay, no, I'm joking. But it is a tad wierd. How does it breathe, or consume? Maybe it's like an undead, I don't know. Evolves into Chimecho, which really needed an evolution, not a prevolution.

Incidentally, I can't think of anything to tag on here like a have been doing. c|

[Zorrel]

#432 - Purugly

Purugly is right! When I first saw this thing in Diamond, I freaked out. Srsly. Anyways, Purugly is the much...chubbier and less slender evolved form of the cute little blue kitty Pokemon Glameow.
Now, I know you can't judge a book by its cover and beauty's only skin deep and all, but these dudes are mean. They'll just charge into another Pokemon's home and claim it for themselves! How rude.

On a side note, I do like its shiny form - purple shinies ftw!!!11

[Birdybot]

#431- Glameow
Glameow... what a brat. Yeah, yeah, pretty, whatever. Who'd want one? Seriously. Not me! It's one of those snobs who thinks they know best even though they spout rubbish. Well, it would be if it were human. And it's classification? The 'Catty' Pokémon. Catty? Seriously, it's like Pokémon company got bored and decided to play a prank on their fans. I'd just love to see how one of these would fare in a rubbish dump.

[Klomonx]

#430 Honchkrow

When I first saw this Pokemon, I immediatly knew what it evolved from, but I was so depressed to find it to be true. I don't see how Murkrow could possibly evolve into this thing! Murkrow was one of my favorite Bird-Pokemon ever, and its evolution is just horendous and makes Murkrow look like an evil pokemon because it evolves into a 'Big Boss Pokemon' which all the evil leaders seem to have.
However since seeing Honchkrow about, I've grown to better accept him, but I don't think I'll ever be evolving any Murkrow I get in the future.

[Birdybot]

#429- Mismagius
Another evolution that just isn't right, no matter how much they promote it. True, Mistreavus looks like it should have an evolution, but this? Mistreavus was cute, this is just ugly. And what's with the hat? Why on earth give it that horrible hat? Maybe it went bald after having the awesome Mistreavus hair, plonked on a hat and got stressed out. Hey presto- it's a Mismagius.

[Nisie]

#428 - Lopunny

Ah, Lopunny, I love her ears really much. I just don't believe that there are actually male lopunny. I mean, she looked like such a lady, right? Imagining that there's a male with that form gave me horror. Really. Although they didn't change anything, but still... >.>

[Rin]

#427 - Buneary

Good to train on in the Eterna Forest, especially when you're still double-battling with whatsherface and her Chansey.

[[AlphaSuicune]]

#426 - Driftblim

WE'RE ON A BLIMP! WE'RE ON A BLIMP!
EVERYBODY LOOK AT
/cough

Obscure references aside, yeah. Anyway. Driftblim, which is, as I'm sure you can all guess, is classified as the Sandwich Pokémon.
...oh, what? You thought'd it be the 'Blimp' Pokémon? What are you smoking?

This thing is hell to beat on Diamond/Pearl. It's got a ton of HP, and its ability usually sends your Pokémon packing. They apparently nerfed it in Platinum though.

[Rin]

#425 - Drifloon

Only Drifloon and Driftblim have the ability Unburden, which doubles its speed when it loses its held item.

[Rin]

#424 - Ambipom

Apparently they enjoy linking tails with one another. Who knew. The only way to get one in the games is to evolve your Aipom.

[xxKrows.]

#423 -- Gastrodon!!

All in all, I love Gastrodon (and Shellos as well), because they are sea slugs, and they exhibit allopatric speciation. What can one say to them? Beyond "so cute <3"?

You can tell that I am rendered incoherent by their beauty. *Wibbles*

[Birdybot]

#422- Shellos

They must be running out of ideas. Seriously, the 'sea slug' Pokémon? Would anyone want a pet sea slug? And have you read the Platinum description? 'Beware of pushing strongly on its squishy body, as it makes a mysterious purple fluid ooze out.' Well, that's just lovely. If you poke 'em, they pee through their skin. Absolutely beautiful.

Besides, would a slug really work in the sea? Has anyone else seen what happens to a slug when you add salt to it? And you all know how much salt's in the sea. No wonder purple stuff comes out; they're all slowly dissolving.

... Aren't I cheerful today?

[xxKrows.]

^{(fig.1)(fig.2)}

#421 -- Cherrim

Uhhh I dislike it. It alternates between being kind of gay (fig.1) and kind of emo (fig.2). Wtf, I say upon sight. I don't know much about it, sadly, or maybe I'd like it more...

Flower Gift is a cool ability, though. XD Would that other Grass-types had that ability too...



((Also, regarding the Shellos, WTFplz at the purple liquid oozing out... DD: It gives me weird, shivery feelings.

Although the reason sea slugs fail to die is mainly because of osmosis. When you put salt onto a land slug, the damp salt has a high concentration, so the water moves out of the slug's body and into the damp salt solution along the water potential gradient. Sea slugs in sea water are fine because their bodily fluids contain salts and other solutes in the same concentration as their surroundings, since seawater is a solution of salts at a much, much lower concentration than just salt in water (read: salt on slug). XD My thoughts on that poor Shellos thing, that's all. Still, the purple FLUIDS! *Shivery*)

[Rin]

#420 - Cherubi

Doesn't that little extra head kind of look stoned? >_> Apparently it holds the 'nutrients needed for evolution.' The crack, more like it.

((By the way, osmosis is amazing. X3 Biology for the win!))

[xxKrows.]

#419 -- Floatzel

((Welcome to the partayyyy! says the sprite.))

Hmm, weird... Looks like a lifecraft. But, well, it's faaaast! I also appreciate its high attack. I like Buizel more, though.

((Also, yay on Biology. My favourite subject in school!))